Geeky Guy Gifts

Whether you’re an international spy or just want proof that your boss said you could have Friday off, this camcorder pen is for you. The pen comes in both 2 and 4 gig models, which gives up to 15 or 30 hours of recording respectively.

You can create your own Truman show, recording the daily events of your life and transferring them to your computer via the pen’s USB port. On the other hand, you might have more fun recording your co-worker trying to get a paper jam out of the copier.

At last, a magic wand that really performs! This battery powered wand has a Van De Graaff generator inside of it and will levitate these three dimensional mylar objects in front of your eyes!

This handy watch contains a complete GPS unit, three programmable contact numbers and a “Panic Button” for emergencies.

This unit is ideal for elderly parents or wandering children who might find themselves in dangerous situations. The watch also has a programmable safety zone, so if the wearer wanders outside of that zone, you will be alerted via phone or email immediately. You can then contact the wearer via the two way speakerphone, and if they are confused or unable to respond, you can send emergency services to their GPS coordinates. This is an excellent way to get some peace of mind with Alzheimer’s patients or roaming children.

What’s cooler than an Iron Man wristwatch? An Iron Man wristwatch that projects a picture of Iron Man! Just point the watch at a wall or other flat surface and press the button on the side. Note: There is no guarantee that the real Iron Man will appear if you are in danger.

Concerned about home security? This unassuming telephone can give you piece of mind. Built into this device is a motion sensor that will automatically dial a preprogrammed number when any movement is sensed – AND you can actually listen to what’s going on for about 30 seconds. After that the phone will reset and do it all again.

This way, if your cat just happened to trigger the device, you won’t hear much on the other side, however if you hear strange voices or sounds of objects being moved, you can call 911 and send the police to your door.

This wand actually allows the wielder to levitate the little mylar shapes that come with it. It’s a great tool for fun science lessons involving the properties of static electricity. But, to be honest, it’s really just to impress the heck out of your less geeky friends.

Forget those bulky Flip Minos! Now you can record a full 2 gigs of video from a wristwatch! This tiny camcorder records both video and sound and connects to your computer via USB. It can also double as a 2 gig storage device, but secretly recording your friends (or boss during an abusive tirade) is much more fun.

Do you ever wonder if people are being straight with you? Does your girlfriend really like your new haircut? Was their really no money for raises this year? Did the milk really just evaporate from the fridge? Now, with the help of this portable Lie Detector, you can find out the truth behind such matters.

The device uses voice tension technology to measure how calm or tense a person’s voice is while they talk. As the level of tension goes up, the horns and nose on the devil grow larger. Be careful though, there are some subjects you may not want to know the truth about, like “You’re the best lover I’ve ever had.”

This is one of those products that demonstrates just how really cool it is to be a geek! When you plug these goggles into your Ipod you are presented with a virtual 24 inch screen to watch movies or TV shows on. What’s even better is, that they use very little power, so you can watch your movies without fear of dead batteries during that crucial scene.

Tired of worrying whether or not your peanut butter has melanine in it? Or worse, an almond? Now you can make your own peanut butter! Play around with your own recipe until ou find the perfect mix for eating, spacking and controlling the minds of your enemies.