Geeky Guy Gifts

This handy watch contains a complete GPS unit, three programmable contact numbers and a “Panic Button” for emergencies.

This unit is ideal for elderly parents or wandering children who might find themselves in dangerous situations. The watch also has a programmable safety zone, so if the wearer wanders outside of that zone, you will be alerted via phone or email immediately. You can then contact the wearer via the two way speakerphone, and if they are confused or unable to respond, you can send emergency services to their GPS coordinates. This is an excellent way to get some peace of mind with Alzheimer’s patients or roaming children.

Concerned about home security? This unassuming telephone can give you piece of mind. Built into this device is a motion sensor that will automatically dial a preprogrammed number when any movement is sensed – AND you can actually listen to what’s going on for about 30 seconds. After that the phone will reset and do it all again.

This way, if your cat just happened to trigger the device, you won’t hear much on the other side, however if you hear strange voices or sounds of objects being moved, you can call 911 and send the police to your door.

Do you ever wonder if people are being straight with you? Does your girlfriend really like your new haircut? Was their really no money for raises this year? Did the milk really just evaporate from the fridge? Now, with the help of this portable Lie Detector, you can find out the truth behind such matters.

The device uses voice tension technology to measure how calm or tense a person’s voice is while they talk. As the level of tension goes up, the horns and nose on the devil grow larger. Be careful though, there are some subjects you may not want to know the truth about, like “You’re the best lover I’ve ever had.”

Here’s a great way to create your own living soundtrack on the move! The Stylophone Retro Pocket Synth is a recreation of an original 1967 Stylophone, and has been used by such legends as David Bowie, Kraftwerk, and Erasure.

The Stylaphone comes with three retro organ sounds, there’s an optional vibrato effect, and a knob which tunes the Stylaphone and does pitch-bend effects.

Having a crank radio during a power outage is handy, but having one that can charge your cell phone and work as a flashlight might just be a life saver! Not only can you be kept up to date during weather emergencies with the 7 NOAA bands, but you can also call for help (assuming the cell towers are in range and working of course) after using the crank to charge your cell.

This is the coolest invention ever! Whenever you break one of the unit’s six laser beams with a motion of your hands, beautiful music is produced! No musical training is required, all you have to do is wave your hands and the unit’s software will translate the motion into rich soundscapes. You can save your compositions on your computer as well. The software has a span of 19 musical genres, everything from Bluegrass to Reggae.

Have trouble waking up in the morning? Clocky is the ultimate solution. This clock will beep in random patterns to wake you up, and roll around the room in random directions until you get up and hunt the littel bugger down! You do have the option of disabling its wheels, but where’s the fun in that?

Need to hide that computer game you’re playing from the boss? The Stealth Switch hides under your desk and is activated by a touch of your foot. This switch doesn’t just minimize those telltale windows, it makes them disappear completely! You can set the switch to mute sound, blank the entire screen and even hide icons. And once the coast is clear, a tap of your foot will restore the fun

The Creative Zen is a high quality MP3/MP4 player with excellent sound and good screen quality. Listen to music and watch movies in many formats not available on other machines. Battery life is excellent and it’s slim and light.

This is far and away the best pedometer on the market. It has a USB port and comes with software for managing your level of movement and exercise over long periods of time. It’s dual sensors allow you to keep it in a pocket or even a purse while recording your movements. It will record aerobic activity (10 minutes of constant movement or more) as well as calories burned and distance traveled.