Why settle for USB Hubs that just sit there and occasionally blink or something. The Doomsday Device Hub has a series of three switches, the final one being key operated, and delivers a devastating explosion when properly activated. You can use this to fry the brains of your enemies (aka bosses), destroy useless paperwork or possibly even a microscopic battle fleet in another dimension.

This adjustable laptop desk is perfect for college students, writers or angry loners. Why risk carpal tunnel or even THS (Talking Hump Syndrome) by using your laptop in an uncomfortable position. This desk can be adjusted to your own comfort zone and has a flip out wing on the right side for your mouse.

Need a useful and inexpensive gift for the geek in your life? The Cool Lift will safely raise your laptop off the surface of the desk allowing greater airflow through it. It’s not very sexy, but it’s very functional! Okay, it’s a LITTLE sexy – the design is pretty cool and futuristic and black!