Archive for January, 2009

Secret Agent Camcorder Watch

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Secret Agent Camcorder Watch

Forget those bulky Flip Minos! Now you can record a full 2 gigs of video from a wristwatch! This tiny camcorder records both video and sound and connects to your computer via USB. It can also double as a 2 gig storage device, but secretly recording your friends (or boss during an abusive tirade) is much more fun.

Handheld Lie Detector

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Portable Lie Detector

Do you ever wonder if people are being straight with you? Does your girlfriend really like your new haircut? Was their really no money for raises this year? Did the milk really just evaporate from the fridge? Now, with the help of this portable Lie Detector, you can find out the truth behind such matters.

The device uses voice tension technology to measure how calm or tense a person’s voice is while they talk. As the level of tension goes up, the horns and nose on the devil grow larger. Be careful though, there are some subjects you may not want to know the truth about, like “You’re the best lover I’ve ever had.”

IPod Video Goggles

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

This is one of those products that demonstrates just how really cool it is to be a geek! When you plug these goggles into your Ipod you are presented with a virtual 24 inch screen to watch movies or TV shows on. What’s even better is, that they use very little power, so you can watch your movies without fear of dead batteries during that crucial scene.

Spiderman Bobblehead

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

Spider-Man Bobblehead

Nothing says fandom quite like a Bobblehead! It’s both cool and tacky all at once. Now you can get Bobbleheads of Spiderman and many other heroes from the Marvel Universe, just don’t hurt your neck bobbing along with them.

Bag of Holding

Monday, January 12th, 2009

While any Dungeons & Dragons player will instantly recognize the value of a Bag of Holding, there may be a few uneducated mortals who are unfamiliar with the concept.

A Bag of Holding is a magical item that has more space on the inside than it does on the outside, and while physicists may argue that such things are impossible in the real world, no one is listening to them anyway.

Strictly speaking this bag does obey the laws of physics, but in doing so it provides a great deal of inner space for holding a laptop, several books, lots of dice and anything else you may require for day to day existence. And best of all, the words “Bag of Holding” are proudly displayed right on the front.

Hitman Electronic Attack

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

If you’re havin’ trouble with the high school head
He’s givin’ you the blues…
When AC/DC came out with that song, they tapped into a wish that many of us geeks were carrying. Now’s your chance to have a hitman of your very own take out all the annoyances in your life! Simply hide him in some convenient place and wait for your hitman to do his work. He is motion sensitive and raises his arm and shoots at his intended victim, yelling out five different phrases.

Homemade Peanut Butter Factory

Sunday, January 4th, 2009

Tired of worrying whether or not your peanut butter has melanine in it? Or worse, an almond? Now you can make your own peanut butter! Play around with your own recipe until ou find the perfect mix for eating, spacking and controlling the minds of your enemies.

FreeLoader Portable Solar Charger

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

Now you can harness the power of the sun to charge your cell phone, or other necessary gadget. Be on the cutting edge of green technology and make all your friends jealous with envy.