Archive for September, 2008

Clocky Robotic Alarm

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Have trouble waking up in the morning? Clocky is the ultimate solution. This clock will beep in random patterns to wake you up, and roll around the room in random directions until you get up and hunt the littel bugger down! You do have the option of disabling its wheels, but where’s the fun in that?

Stealth Switch

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Need to hide that computer game you’re playing from the boss? The Stealth Switch hides under your desk and is activated by a touch of your foot. This switch doesn’t just minimize those telltale windows, it makes them disappear completely! You can set the switch to mute sound, blank the entire screen and even hide icons. And once the coast is clear, a tap of your foot will restore the fun

USB Doomsday Device Hub

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Why settle for USB Hubs that just sit there and occasionally blink or something. The Doomsday Device Hub has a series of three switches, the final one being key operated, and delivers a devastating explosion when properly activated. You can use this to fry the brains of your enemies (aka bosses), destroy useless paperwork or possibly even a microscopic battle fleet in another dimension.

Latin Freak of Nature T-Shirt

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Lusus Naturae

Nothing is both cooler and geekier than knowing Latin. Lusus Naturae translates as ‘Freak of Nature’ which has become a badge of honor for so many of us.

3D Velociraptor Puzzle

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

3D Wooden Velociraptor Medium Puzzle

What would be cooler than having a Velociraptor skeleton in your home? Actually getting to assemble it! These 3D puzzles are fun to build, will impress friends and possibly scare away intruders!

Creative ZEN X-Fi 2.5″ Black 32GB MP3

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Creative ZEN X-Fi 2.5

The Creative Zen is a high quality MP3/MP4 player with excellent sound and good screen quality. Listen to music and watch movies in many formats not available on other machines. Battery life is excellent and it’s slim and light.

Permissions of the Beast Coffee Mug

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Permissions of the Beast

A coffee mug with -rw-rw-rw- and CHMOD wrapped around it. If you’re a coder, you’ll recognize this at once, but everyone else is scratching their heads.Show off your vastly superior intellect and possible Satanic connections, while enjoying your morning coffee.

Lost In Space Robot

Monday, September 1st, 2008

The Genuine Lost In Space B-9 Robot.

This is a 6 1/2 tall animatronic, remote control version of the classic B9 Robot from the Lost in Space Television series. It has 511 pre-recorded phrases, performed by Richard Tufeld, the original voice of the robot, including of course “Danger Will Robinson.”

You can move the robot in a variety of ways, including activating it’s “soil sampler” which emerges from the right tread on it’s foot. It will then proceed to give you an environmental report. If you’re planning on interstellar travel (and who of us isn’t?) then having a companion like this by your side is simply a must.