Geeky Guy Gifts

Human beings are powered by glucose, but how many people ever really think about that. Show off your geeky knowledge with this glucose molecule design.

This adjustable laptop desk is perfect for college students, writers or angry loners. Why risk carpal tunnel or even THS (Talking Hump Syndrome) by using your laptop in an uncomfortable position. This desk can be adjusted to your own comfort zone and has a flip out wing on the right side for your mouse.

Whatever happened to the year 2000 and all the futuristic stuff we were promised? Jet packs, flying cars, personal robots, they should all be standard issue by now. Show your righteous outrage for our technologically backward present, and demand your jetpack today!

Need a useful and inexpensive gift for the geek in your life? The Cool Lift will safely raise your laptop off the surface of the desk allowing greater airflow through it. It’s not very sexy, but it’s very functional! Okay, it’s a LITTLE sexy - the design is pretty cool and futuristic and black!

This RC jet is not a child’s toy, but you don’t have to be an experienced hobbyist either. It’s easy to control, can be launched from the ground and is highly acrobatic in the air. A beginner can learn how to use and maneuver the plane fairly easily. Experienced fliers can perform inside loops, outside loops, axial rolls, inverted flight, knife edge, stall turns, hammerheads, and spins are possible.

Before robots evolve into androids they have to work their way up through the evolutionary scale, and barnyard animals are clearly at the cutest edge of robotic technology

This little chick will cheep, chirp, and flap it’s wings when petted, and even cries when it’s not given attention. It’s like having all the fun of a pet with none of the mess!

The I-SOBOT can be controlled via voice commands or by the included remote. He has 17 fully functioning servo motors that allow him to perform a variety of complex motions, including doing a handstand! He also speaks, using over 200 words and phrases. The only drawback is that there is a slight chance of it becoming sentient and striking out against it’s human masters, but the chances of that happening only increase by 30% every day or two.

This is far and away the best pedometer on the market. It has a USB port and comes with software for managing your level of movement and exercise over long periods of time. It’s dual sensors allow you to keep it in a pocket or even a purse while recording your movements. It will record aerobic activity (10 minutes of constant movement or more) as well as calories burned and distance traveled.

Set up your desk in true medieval style! This die cast metal catapult is fully functioning, giving you an offensive edge against coworkers. As for your bosses, any time one of them brings you extra work, threaten to take off a finger with the guillotine. The blade isn’t really sharp, but they don’t have to know that.